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Someone who lives in the office,
can at least arrive on time.

2
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Sorry, it's getting late
rummaging through all the desks.

3
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Ok� folks, today we have
twelve items on the agenda.

4
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We'll start with point one
and then quickly on to...

5
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Regarding our problem
with vermin...

6
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Someone leaves food lying around
and that attracts owls.

7
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I'm tired of it all the time
clear out those owl traps.

8
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Our water consumption is
tripled in the past month.

9
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Since Fry has been here for a month now, he has to
he finds out who is to blame.

10
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Fry?

11
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Am I crazy or is Fry starting to be disruptive
to become a factor in our work?

12
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What are you doing? The radiation is enormous.
- But my hair looks great.

13
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Do you know how much time it takes?
to recalibrate these machines?

14
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When you look this good,
you don't need to know anything.

15
00:02:03,383 --> 00:02:05,738
We want to talk to you about Fry.

16
00:02:05,902 --> 00:02:09,178
Exactly, we want to see money.
What do you mean by Fry?

17
00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:12,571
It's about time
that he is looking for his own house.

18
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Nonsense, he's not a bother to anyone anyway.

19
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I'm busy, I am
lost my alien mummy.

20
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In this sarcophagus
Emperor Nimbella should sit...

21
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which is more than 29 million years
ago was ruler of Zubin 5.

22
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Tasty piece of dried meat.

23
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It's a shame.
I wanted to eat that mummy myself.

24
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Fry has to get out of here.

25
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bachelor food,
now with taste.

26
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Bigfoot goes down.

27
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There are only 40,000 channels
150 broadcasting something nice.

28
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All My Circuits becomes you
offered by Robo Fresh.

29
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I have processed all the data, Monique.

30
00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:10,433
Will you marry me?
- Oh, Calculon.

31
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It fits.
Then you know that I...

32
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That you are metric? Yes.
But I'm willing to convert.

33
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That must be a friend of theirs.
- We want to talk about your stay.

34
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We have discussed among ourselves...
- All My Circuits, move over.

35
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Worn in a small space
people sometimes unintentionally act rude...

36
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I forgive you.
- By 'space' I mean this office.

37
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And by 'people' I mean you.

38
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And by 'clumsy' I mean...
- We're watching TV.

39
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Would you be so kind?
close your noise valve?

40
00:04:03,499 --> 00:04:06,411
Who is that weird guy?
- A human.

41
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What is he doing?
- Laugh, learn and love.

42
00:04:11,656 --> 00:04:13,931
How boring.

43
00:04:14,095 --> 00:04:17,132
Calculon,
I thought you were in a coma.

44
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I also wanted you to do that with
your soft, human brain thought.

45
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Why is the TV getting smaller?

46
00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:30,522
We'll still send you
an account for the bank.

47
00:04:36,087 --> 00:04:39,796
Cheer up. You barely have
took a bite of your amoeba.

48
00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:42,843
I'm not that hungry.
Do you want him?

49
00:04:43,004 --> 00:04:48,443
I'm on a diet. I have a lot
healthy, nutritious alcohol.

50
00:04:49,562 --> 00:04:53,555
The chemical energy
charges my fuel cells.

51
00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,757
And the cigars?
- For a cool image.

52
00:04:56,919 --> 00:05:01,197
They kicked me out. I have to
behaved like a dick.

53
00:05:01,357 --> 00:05:03,268
Everyone's a dick.

54
00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:07,749
You, me and that dick over there.
That's my philosophy.

55
00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:11,670
Where are you going to live now?
- Don't know.

56
00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:16,464
Are refrigerators still in boxes?
- Yes, but the rent is outrageously high.

57
00:05:16,632 --> 00:05:20,625
Why don't you move in with me?
- That would be great.

58
00:05:20,790 --> 00:05:25,182
Am I really not a burden to you?
- I always wanted a pet.

59
00:05:33,706 --> 00:05:35,662
We're here, your new home.

60
00:05:35,825 --> 00:05:39,374
I've never been to the apartment
from a robot.

61
00:05:39,544 --> 00:05:41,614
Come in and I'll show you around.

62
00:05:53,899 --> 00:05:56,174
Where shall we start?

63
00:05:56,338 --> 00:06:01,366
That's the TV corner, that's the breakfast corner
and this is where you will live.

64
00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:04,572
Until now
not using that space.

65
00:06:04,734 --> 00:06:08,364
It's a bit cramped here.
Where can I hang my clothes?

66
00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:14,166
You only have one outfit and...
you don't take it off in my presence.

67
00:06:14,331 --> 00:06:18,290
I'm exhausted, good night.
- Wait, Bender.

68
00:06:22,608 --> 00:06:28,320
Kill all people.
Must kill all people...

69
00:06:28,486 --> 00:06:30,716
Wake up, Bender.

70
00:06:30,885 --> 00:06:35,242
I had such a wonderful dream.
I think you were in it too.

71
00:06:35,403 --> 00:06:38,952
Where is your bathroom?

72
00:06:39,122 --> 00:06:42,637
Bad-what? What kind of room? What-what?

73
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Never mind.

74
00:06:50,518 --> 00:06:52,554
Hey, nice piece.

75
00:06:52,717 --> 00:06:55,789
Shall we kill all the people together?

76
00:07:03,433 --> 00:07:07,666
How cheerful we are today.
- Fry and I are having the most fun.

77
00:07:07,832 --> 00:07:10,266
Behind that warm
sunny exterior...

78
00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:14,743
the chill ticks,
mechanical heart of a robot.

79
00:07:14,909 --> 00:07:18,424
What happened to you?
- It's Bender's place.

80
00:07:18,588 --> 00:07:21,898
Because of the new floor covering
my head is against the roof.

81
00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:25,103
Do you know that you
standing in a strange position?

82
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That's better.
- You're a wreck, find something else.

83
00:07:30,384 --> 00:07:32,375
Is that an invitation?

84
00:07:32,543 --> 00:07:37,412
What wonderful optimism.
Tell Bender you're moving.

85
00:07:37,581 --> 00:07:41,290
I don't want to make him sad.

86
00:07:41,459 --> 00:07:45,418
There you have my little one
space radiant heater.

87
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I'm moving.

88
00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:52,126
I'm sorry, it's just too small.

89
00:07:52,296 --> 00:07:55,129
Too small?
My house is two cubic meters in size.

90
00:07:55,294 --> 00:07:57,888
We just take
1.5 cubic meters.

91
00:07:58,053 --> 00:08:00,806
There is still room
for two-thirds person.

92
00:08:00,972 --> 00:08:04,044
I'll help you find it
of a larger home?

93
00:08:04,211 --> 00:08:08,251
Don't know. I have
wonderful memories of that house.

94
00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:10,480
And now they're gone.

95
00:08:10,649 --> 00:08:13,004
underwater, fantastic living

96
00:08:14,767 --> 00:08:18,646
This isn't that gaudy
elevation above the ground.

97
00:08:18,806 --> 00:08:22,082
But if you like moisture,
there is nothing better.

98
00:08:22,244 --> 00:08:26,078
You have a nice view here.

99
00:08:31,881 --> 00:08:35,669
Excuse me, I just have to
change a light bulb.

100
00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,752
unique architecture
you must see this

101
00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:41,637
This is fantastic.

102
00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:46,313
We don't want to pay for it
a dimension we don't use.

103
00:08:52,434 --> 00:08:54,902
suspiciously beautiful apartment

104
00:08:55,073 --> 00:08:58,270
I give up.
What's the catch?

105
00:08:58,431 --> 00:09:01,741
Nothing, but formally speaking
we are in New Jersey.

106
00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:06,984
Not one place that is habitable.
- How terrible.

107
00:09:07,148 --> 00:09:11,108
Did he die painlessly?
Chopped to pieces, you say?

108
00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:13,656
How is his wife?

109
00:09:13,826 --> 00:09:17,375
Chopped to pieces, you say?

110
00:09:17,544 --> 00:09:22,538
Tragic, horrible news
about my colleague, Dr Mobootu.

111
00:09:22,702 --> 00:09:24,897
Did he have a low rent?

112
00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:32,695
This is beautiful.

113
00:09:32,859 --> 00:09:35,373
What a mess.
- That's not junk.

114
00:09:35,538 --> 00:09:40,896
Dr Mobootu collected that mess
in his investigation of the universe.

115
00:09:41,056 --> 00:09:44,492
This house has everything
except the most important thing, a TV.

116
00:09:44,654 --> 00:09:47,885
There's a TV here, idiot.

117
00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:56,531
Not so fast. It's here
not homely, it is unpleasant.

118
00:10:00,089 --> 00:10:03,126
I can barely move.

119
00:10:03,288 --> 00:10:05,324
Perfect.

120
00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:58,340
What a pigsty. For the first time
in a thousand years I feel at home.

121
00:10:58,508 --> 00:11:01,386
Yeah, this is going to be crazy.

122
00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:05,334
From all my friends
are you the first.

123
00:11:13,782 --> 00:11:18,333
Congratulations on your new home.
This is a fruit salad tree.

124
00:11:24,738 --> 00:11:26,933
Hi, Amy.

125
00:11:27,097 --> 00:11:32,012
Please,
Zevulon the Great � la teriyaki.

126
00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:39,365
What boozers.
I need to stock up on some extra beer.

127
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,649
All My Circuits starts like this.

128
00:11:41,812 --> 00:11:44,963
I need my batteries
charge with alcohol.

129
00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:50,648
If Calculon's wedding goes wrong, Ben
I am emotionally and electrically exhausted.

130
00:12:02,084 --> 00:12:06,714
Tasty snacks.
- Thanks, I made that myself.

131
00:12:08,082 --> 00:12:09,993
The wedding is about to begin.

132
00:12:10,161 --> 00:12:15,953
If anyone has any objections, let him
speak now or forever...

133
00:12:18,399 --> 00:12:21,311
He protests
or does he drive backwards?

134
00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:23,547
My half-brother is right.

135
00:12:23,716 --> 00:12:26,628
I have a horrible secret
and that is...

136
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,066
Do something, Fry.

137
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:34,226
What's with the TV?
- He suddenly passed out.

138
00:12:34,393 --> 00:12:36,827
Outrageous, I'm going to the manager.

139
00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:42,389
Come back, it's working again.

140
00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:45,462
Like I said,
my horrible secret is...

141
00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:52,386
He dropped out again.
- That closes the door.

142
00:12:52,546 --> 00:12:54,617
He does it again.

143
00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:02,457
Do whatever you want with your crab, you
one-eyed lady and your Chinese girl...

144
00:13:02,622 --> 00:13:06,058
but everyone on this floor
has problems with his TV.

145
00:13:06,221 --> 00:13:09,975
Do something about it, otherwise
we leave this cage.

146
00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:14,930
Calm down, kid. This makes sense
identify the cause of the malfunction.

147
00:13:36,011 --> 00:13:40,163
Therein lies the problem.
- It's your thing, Bender.

148
00:13:42,848 --> 00:13:47,160
You guys are crazy. My antenna
never bothered me with my old TV.

149
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:53,196
You had cable TV, this is satellite TV.
- You think on the same frequency.

150
00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:58,119
I also receive it on my mobile phone.
- Madam, you are mistaken.

151
00:13:58,282 --> 00:14:00,842
That lady has a huge ass.

152
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:04,550
Those thoughts are possible
belong to everyone, fat bastard.

153
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,871
The robot has to go.

154
00:14:08,038 --> 00:14:10,393
You heard the mob.

155
00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:16,030
We're moving into that house with that one
sewage smell. You liked that one, didn't you?

156
00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:20,109
It sounds tempting, but
I already feel a bit at home here.

157
00:14:20,274 --> 00:14:25,587
We can also go underground
to live with the mutants.

158
00:14:25,752 --> 00:14:31,031
It might also be possible
that you leave and I stay here?

159
00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:36,948
I don't understand you.
- You can go back to your old home.

160
00:14:37,108 --> 00:14:39,383
But then we are
no more roommates.

161
00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:42,459
We can
come to visit each other.

162
00:14:42,626 --> 00:14:45,538
He can't get in.
- It'll be fine.

163
00:14:45,705 --> 00:14:47,821
So we are both happy.

164
00:14:47,984 --> 00:14:52,933
Pleased. Yes, that's Bender, always happy.

165
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,855
The TV works again.

166
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,773
We mourn
for the death of Calculon.

167
00:15:01,939 --> 00:15:05,215
Industrial,
private investigator, friend.

168
00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:08,495
Can I give the eulogy?

169
00:15:08,656 --> 00:15:11,090
Calculon, you're still alive.

170
00:15:13,174 --> 00:15:15,369
Calculon is back.

171
00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:19,924
Goodbye.

172
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,971
Will be his twin brother
ever be able to walk again?

173
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,804
I really don't know, Amy.

174
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:28,040
Thanks for coming.

175
00:15:29,409 --> 00:15:33,038
How can you just bender there
get kicked out by that mob?

176
00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:35,641
Bender loves mobs.

177
00:15:35,806 --> 00:15:39,595
Only if he's part of the pack.
You hurt his feelings.

178
00:15:39,765 --> 00:15:44,316
That stupid girl thing.
We men have no feelings.

179
00:15:44,483 --> 00:15:48,522
Bender is not a man, he is a robot.
- That's the same thing.

180
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,514
It's so big and empty.

181
00:15:57,118 --> 00:16:04,036
Fry's gone, he only left a
eyelash and three flakes of skin behind.

182
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:12,346
What's the point?

183
00:16:16,991 --> 00:16:19,984
Bender? What do you look like?

184
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:27,422
Leave me alone.
- A rust bucket in the afternoon.

185
00:16:27,588 --> 00:16:32,867
You haven't had a drink all night.
- That's none of your business.

186
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:37,576
Please, have a drink. Think about
the people who love you.

187
00:16:37,743 --> 00:16:41,623
I hate the people who love me
and they hate me.

188
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:47,016
I know you miss Fry, but...
there has to be a better solution.

189
00:16:47,181 --> 00:16:50,491
Like having it removed
from my antenna?

190
00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:53,617
If that's the solution.
-Are you crazy?

191
00:16:53,778 --> 00:16:57,566
I can do my little Bender
don't give up?

192
00:16:57,736 --> 00:17:01,696
You are neither a robot nor a man,
you don't understand such things.

193
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,323
I have to get out of here.
- Guard.

194
00:17:04,494 --> 00:17:10,967
Look me in the eye and promise
don't go on the road without alcohol.

195
00:17:11,132 --> 00:17:13,327
I promise nothing.

196
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,517
no alcohol license

197
00:17:24,687 --> 00:17:27,599
public library

198
00:17:27,766 --> 00:17:29,722
bible study tonight

199
00:17:29,885 --> 00:17:32,797
boring geology lecture

200
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,034
drinking water fountain

201
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:55,146
What is it?
- I can't keep quiet any longer.

202
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:58,432
Shut up? You are
been whining for two weeks now.

203
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:03,544
Then I can't do that anymore.
Your best friend is destroying himself.

204
00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:07,103
Does he miss this apartment that much?

205
00:18:07,271 --> 00:18:11,708
He cares about you
and you turned your back on him.

206
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:14,430
I didn't know it was that bad.

207
00:18:14,588 --> 00:18:17,898
If I knew where he was,
I would go talk to him.

208
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:21,105
Shit TV.

209
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,906
Bender. You are very down to earth.

210
00:18:24,066 --> 00:18:28,617
Sober, crazy, no idea what I'm doing.
- Don't do it.

211
00:18:28,784 --> 00:18:32,618
I don't know what I'm going to do yet.
Now I remember.

212
00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:35,342
I can't stand it
to live alone...

213
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:39,938
so I'm going to do what it takes
to move back in with you.

214
00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:43,217
Stop.
- Cutting off Leela's head doesn't help.

215
00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:45,813
I'm going to cut off my antenna.

216
00:18:45,977 --> 00:18:49,413
Good idea, do you need help?

217
00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:55,731
Don't help him mutilate himself.
- It's not a radio station, is it?

218
00:18:55,893 --> 00:19:00,569
I'm really going to do it.
Don't try to stop me.

219
00:19:02,092 --> 00:19:04,128
There he goes.

220
00:19:13,407 --> 00:19:15,477
The atmospheric disturbance is gone.

221
00:19:15,646 --> 00:19:18,114
Too bad we
therefore broke up.

222
00:19:18,285 --> 00:19:22,325
I think so too.
I am filled with intense emotions.

223
00:19:22,484 --> 00:19:25,874
You're my best friend
I'm sorry.

224
00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:29,638
Ik vergeefje, je bent
after all, just a human being.

225
00:19:31,761 --> 00:19:34,480
Of those two
you can still learn something.

226
00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:38,029
She's right.
- You're my best friend, Fry.

227
00:19:38,198 --> 00:19:42,237
I'm sorry.
- I forgive you.

228
00:19:42,396 --> 00:19:45,628
After all, you are only human.

229
00:19:45,796 --> 00:19:48,788
Wait a minute,
jullie deden het verkeerd om.

230
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:52,503
Fry is the one who...
Just leave it alone.

231
00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:59,746
What is?
- Nothing.

232
00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:03,301
I have to get used to it
that I'm only half a robot.

233
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:08,384
This is not good.
Can you reattach that antenna?

234
00:20:08,547 --> 00:20:12,096
Maybe, if we get him
immediately wrap in ice.

235
00:20:14,225 --> 00:20:19,219
Bingo.
- You call that an antenna?

236
00:20:22,941 --> 00:20:25,695
This time you have
all human comforts.

237
00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:29,934
Toilets, cooking pans,
maybe a puppy.

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Good to be home again.
- So what.

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I kept your things.
- Oh, there's those flakes of skin.

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Does this tree get enough light?
- There is a window in the closet.

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It's huge.
Should I just live here?

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In a closet? Oh, people...